Rob's plan to bankrupt the LDS
I laughed when I read this:
I was watching tv, and an ad sponsored by the Church of Latter Day Saints was on, and they were offering free copies of the Book of Mormon. Most people would just let it slip by their mind. By why pass up free shit? If everyone asks for a free copy, I forsee a strong blow to their multi-billion dollar business (according to time it's the wealthiest religion in the US). That's unless people start reading the book and buying into that shit. The garden of Eden is located in Missouri. If Indians accept Mormonism, their skin will turn white. God was a man. You get the picture.
Wealthiest religion in the US? Hehe, not when we're through with it. Start ordering those books!
posted by Remz Pokorny @ 11:52 PM
7 Comments:
At 8:57 PM,
Robert Taylor said…
I may be taking this too far, but I now started ordering for my friends too (that means you too Remz). Expect "Another Testament of Jesus Christ" coming in the mail in 2 to 3 weeks.
At 9:09 PM,
Remz Pokorny said…
Lol, I already have a copy, but what the hell?
At 9:21 PM,
Robert Taylor said…
You have got to be shitting me. Why do you have a copy?
At 10:28 PM,
Alex Ludd said…
After you get it, you donate it to Goodwill, which sells it to some guy who collects religious works, and he reads it through... and you've made a convert!
At 8:42 AM,
Remz Pokorny said…
Rob, I found a free copy at the town dump "bookswap" (no joke) that some Mormons must have left in this pile hoping someone would find it.
At 4:02 PM,
Anonymous said…
Take it from a former Mormon... it's only good for starting fires.
At 11:13 AM,
Anonymous said…
They don't mail it to you. They send missionaries to your door to hand-deliver it to you. Mormons are eager to share them, so it shouldn't be hard to get your hands on one. I'm not sure where you heard the bit about Indian skin turning white, however. Not from a Mormon. There is some basis in Mormon doctrine for your other assertions, although they are not in the Book of Mormon.
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