I don't trust the Russians

Would anyone really pay $100 million to fly to the moon aboard an outdated Soviet spacecraft?

"We have identified over a thousand people around the world who have the financial resources to participate in an expedition to the moon," said Eric Anderson, president and chief executive of Space Adventures Ltd.

Throwing down a promotional gauntlet, he added: "But the question remains, who among this group has the sense of exploration and adventure to undertake such a historic mission?"

Not I. The Russians can't even get submarining right. The moon is a bit far for a rescue mission, you know what I'm saying?