Maddox on San Andreas

Rob noticed this update today on The Best Page in the Universe. I think it's kind of funny how I actually found myself agreeing with him in many cases. If you're the type to buy this game (which I am not), you most likely will not be bothered by a pixelated nipple. His sarcasm speaks for itself:

Thank God. I'll be the first person to download and patch my PC version of "Grand Theft Auto." I want to shoot people in the face, bang prostitutes, traffic drugs, steal cars, and terrorize police officers without this filthy smut in my game. Frankly, I'm appalled that Rockstar would allow such wholesale corruption of our youth.

Yeah, really.